Google: The Movie

Ever notice there isn't a movie about Google?  I think China changed Google more than Google changed China.

Ever consider how much power Google has?

"Don't be evil."  Lol.  They set such a low standard.  I can think of all sorts of mischief I could do that would still fail to fit the definition of "evil".

How about instead of striving to avoid becoming evil, how about instead you stop being such a pain in the ass, calling me on my cell phone all the time.

"Hello"
"This is a call from Google Research.  If you would like to waste time talking to one of our employees about shit you:
1)  Don't give a fuck about.
2)  Don't have the time to waste on.
3)  Are in Google's financial interests and not yours.
4)  Have the conversation based on Google's convenience and not your own.
5)  Spend the rest of the day wondering why & how fucking Google has your cell phone number.
6)  Realizing the futility of extracting any kind of satisfaction from Google, you spend the rest of the day daydreaming about an armed vigilante breaking into the Official Google Telemarketing and Re-education Call Center and spattering multicolored Google brains all over the Google cubicles.
7)  Wonder if anyone else has had the same fantasy.
8)  Wonder if anyone (crazier than you are) might actually DO it, and
9)  How good it would feel waking up some morning to the breatheless CNN and ABC reporters extolling the horrors of the "Great Google Massacre" where 97 Tele-education Associates and Partners were ruthlessly butchered by some nut in a Guy Fawkes mask (cut to a shot of the burning structure, which had been set on fire as the final "coup de gras".

Mmm!  Gonna be a good day today.  I think I'll have some more coffee.

So, toeing the line between free and creative speech and the unspoken and sincerely felt desire that someone actually do something like this and teach these corporations, er I mean our Government some respect for the voters, er I mean consumers, I immediately go to the "parallel universe" option, with the "I'm a creative writer doing some rough ideas for a possible fiction novel or screenplay for a movie." as my ace-in-the-hole in case Homeland Security gives me an opportunity to explain myself before they drop me into the deepest, darkest hole they have.

(Janet Napolitano's vagina)

Sometimes I post shit like that just to see if anyone is paying attention.